Post by JJ Judkins on Jan 27, 2006 18:00:33 GMT -6
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and
a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three
wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."Pooooof!
With the blink of theGenie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
come into our precious state."Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the
Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those?countries.
The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall."The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500
feet thick and completely?surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or
out -- it'svirtually impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it? with water."
Thanks to EB for this one!
engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and
a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three
wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."Pooooof!
With the blink of theGenie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
come into our precious state."Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the
Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those?countries.
The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall."The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500
feet thick and completely?surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or
out -- it'svirtually impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it? with water."
Thanks to EB for this one!