Post by JJ Judkins on May 16, 2006 17:41:30 GMT -6
Thanks Steve
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked,
"Is it true they're suin' them cigarette companies
fer causin' people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants
fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with
all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she
was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when
he gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you
asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is,
kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with ?"
+++o+++
Have a good one! JJ
Win with me on Blingo!
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Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked,
"Is it true they're suin' them cigarette companies
fer causin' people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants
fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with
all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she
was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when
he gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you
asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is,
kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with ?"
+++o+++
Have a good one! JJ
Win with me on Blingo!
RECIPES: moonrunner.proboards2.com/
Freebies creekdesigns.com/freebies.htm
Humor moonrunner.proboards2.com/index.cgi?board=joke
Web: http://creekdesigns,com/