Post by JJ Judkins on May 29, 2006 15:37:27 GMT -6
Big trouble
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His
wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Monday.
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His
wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Monday.