Post by JJ Judkins on May 29, 2006 15:50:36 GMT -6
The Tunnel
In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular
looking blonde and an overweight lady.
After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel,
and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel,
Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me & by mistake,
he must have put his hand on the overweight lady, who in turn must have
slapped his face"
(2) The overweight lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands
on the little blonde and she smacked him".
(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake
she slapped me"
(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
Clinton again".
In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular
looking blonde and an overweight lady.
After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel,
and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel,
Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me & by mistake,
he must have put his hand on the overweight lady, who in turn must have
slapped his face"
(2) The overweight lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands
on the little blonde and she smacked him".
(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake
she slapped me"
(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
Clinton again".