Post by JJ Judkins on Jul 13, 2006 16:20:54 GMT -6
A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River
Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared
the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to
jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,
"Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump,
you dumb ass Yankee."
Submitted to forum by JJ at 5:19 pm 13 JUL 2006
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Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared
the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to
jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,
"Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump,
you dumb ass Yankee."
Submitted to forum by JJ at 5:19 pm 13 JUL 2006
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