Post by JJ Judkins on Sept 9, 2007 14:02:56 GMT -6
1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it-mainly because it was a sew- sew job.
4. Next I tried working at a muffler factory but that was too exhausting..
5. Then I tried to be a chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme.
6. Next I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn’t cut the mustard.
7. My best job was as a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have the patience.
9. Next was a job in a shoe factory, I tried but just didn’t fit in.
10. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining..
12. Then I got a job in a workout center, They said I wasn’t fit for the job.
13. after so many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian – until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. So I tried retirement and found I’m perfect for the job!!
2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it-mainly because it was a sew- sew job.
4. Next I tried working at a muffler factory but that was too exhausting..
5. Then I tried to be a chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme.
6. Next I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn’t cut the mustard.
7. My best job was as a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have the patience.
9. Next was a job in a shoe factory, I tried but just didn’t fit in.
10. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining..
12. Then I got a job in a workout center, They said I wasn’t fit for the job.
13. after so many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian – until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. So I tried retirement and found I’m perfect for the job!!