Post by JJ Judkins on Aug 12, 2009 13:24:28 GMT -6
The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that
didn't keep Joe from
boasting to Manny about his sexual endurance. "Three times," gasped Manny admiringly. "How'd you do it?" "It was
easy." Joe looked down modestly. "I made love to my wife, and then I rolled over and took a ten-minute nap. When I
woke up again, I made love to her again and took another ten-minute nap. And then I put it to her again. Can you
believe it! I woke up this morning feeling like a bull, I'll tell you." "I gotta try it," said Manny. "Lorraine
won't believe it's happening." So that night he made love to his wife, took a ten-minute nap, made love to her again,
took another nap, woke up and made love to her a third time, then rolled over and fell sound asleep. He woke up
feeling like a million bucks, pulled on his clothes, and ran to the factory, where he found his boss waiting outside
for him. "What's up, Boss?" he asked. "I've been working for you for twenty years and never been late once. You
aren't going to hold these twenty minutes against me now, are you?" "What twenty minutes?" growled the boss. "Where
were you on Tuesday and Wednesday?"
didn't keep Joe from
boasting to Manny about his sexual endurance. "Three times," gasped Manny admiringly. "How'd you do it?" "It was
easy." Joe looked down modestly. "I made love to my wife, and then I rolled over and took a ten-minute nap. When I
woke up again, I made love to her again and took another ten-minute nap. And then I put it to her again. Can you
believe it! I woke up this morning feeling like a bull, I'll tell you." "I gotta try it," said Manny. "Lorraine
won't believe it's happening." So that night he made love to his wife, took a ten-minute nap, made love to her again,
took another nap, woke up and made love to her a third time, then rolled over and fell sound asleep. He woke up
feeling like a million bucks, pulled on his clothes, and ran to the factory, where he found his boss waiting outside
for him. "What's up, Boss?" he asked. "I've been working for you for twenty years and never been late once. You
aren't going to hold these twenty minutes against me now, are you?" "What twenty minutes?" growled the boss. "Where
were you on Tuesday and Wednesday?"