Blond and the plane

[JJ Judkins]

A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down

in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the

airplane checking the ticket stubs of each passenger to make sure they

were all in the right seats. When she got to the Blonde woman she

noticed that it was for Coach seating, not first class. She tells the

woman, "You're ticket says coach maam and we have a full flight today.

I'm going to have to ask you to move." To which the blonde replies,

"You don't understand, I'm blonde, beautiful, I'm going to L.A. and I'm

getting there in first class." Confused, the stewardess gets her

supervisor. Again, she tells the woman that she must move. Again, the

blonde replies, "You don't understand, I'm blonde, beautiful, I'm going

to L.A. and I'm getting there in first class." Also confused, they go

get the captain. He tells the woman that she must move. The blonde

starts to say, "You don't understand, I'm blonde, beautiful..." when he

interrupts and asks, "Can I whisper something in your ear?" "Sure" she

replies and he proceeds to whisper something in her ear. Suddenly she

gets up and goes back to coach seating with a look of surprise on her

face. The flight attendants are startled. "How did you get her to

move?" "I told her that first class wasn't going to L.A."