Post by JJ Judkins on Aug 24, 2009 14:50:54 GMT -6
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on
the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and
says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear,
becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender
tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent
bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you
don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of
the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end
of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat
and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve
beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." Te bartender says, "You are now.
That was a barbitchyouate."
the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and
says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear,
becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender
tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent
bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you
don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of
the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end
of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat
and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve
beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." Te bartender says, "You are now.
That was a barbitchyouate."