Post by JJ Judkins on Sept 8, 2009 11:32:28 GMT -6
Three men - a farmer, Obama and a
Citizen are all walking together one day..
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.
The American says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in America was forever fertile for farming.
Obama was amazed, so he said, 'I want to be worshiped with my followers and surrounded by a high, pellucid wall so that all can see and hear me but not touch me.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge transparent wall around him and his adoring masses.
The Citizen says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds him and the clarity is unbelievable.
The Citizen sits down on his Harley , cracks a beer, lights a cigarette,
smiles and says,
'Fill it up with water.'