Post by JJ Judkins on Sept 8, 2009 12:01:22 GMT -6
GATES OF HEAVEN
Three women arrived simultaneously at the gates of Heaven and were greeted by St. Peter. There will be a place
for each of you once you have confessed your sins," he assured them, turning gravely to the 1st woman.
"I married one man, but I loved another," she admitted, blushing, "so I divorced my husband, and married the man
I loved."
"Show her to the silver gates," St. Peter instructed a minion, and turned to the 2nd woman.
I loved one man, married him, and lived happily ever after," went her story. St. Peter directed her to be shown
thru the golden gates, and turned toward the 3rd woman.
"I was a dancer in a cabaret," she confessed with a becoming blush, "and I pleased every man who came to see me,
pleased them WELL for the right price."
"Show her to my room," said St. Peter.
Three women arrived simultaneously at the gates of Heaven and were greeted by St. Peter. There will be a place
for each of you once you have confessed your sins," he assured them, turning gravely to the 1st woman.
"I married one man, but I loved another," she admitted, blushing, "so I divorced my husband, and married the man
I loved."
"Show her to the silver gates," St. Peter instructed a minion, and turned to the 2nd woman.
I loved one man, married him, and lived happily ever after," went her story. St. Peter directed her to be shown
thru the golden gates, and turned toward the 3rd woman.
"I was a dancer in a cabaret," she confessed with a becoming blush, "and I pleased every man who came to see me,
pleased them WELL for the right price."
"Show her to my room," said St. Peter.