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Post by JJ Judkins on Dec 20, 2010 0:02:04 GMT -6
You Might Be A Redneck If You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item. Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold. You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun. Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than grandpa.
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