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Post by JJ Judkins on Feb 10, 2011 8:41:41 GMT -6
Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong? Tech support: OK, You've got the CD in the CD drive, right? Customer: Yeah.... Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using? Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen..... Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! Get the right computer - 2 Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... Change of Mind Customer: I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think that it's me.' Ad visor: 'I will remove them for you.' Customer: 'How do I get them back when she is not in?' Step 1... Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it into the computer yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
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