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Post by JJ Judkins on May 1, 2011 20:31:23 GMT -6
So, a blonde calls Onstar. "Hello, this is Onstar, how may i help you?" "Yes, I have locked myself inside my car and the keys are on the outside of my car." "Ok, Onstar said, - grab the handle of your car and pull." Onstar waited: "M'am, do you have a hold on the door handle?" "Uhhh", the blondie replied. "It's the shinny thing on you door, - Onstar informed her, - do you have a hold of it?" "Yes", the blonde replied. "Ok, now pull on it and the door should open." "Ok". Then all of a sudden they hear this beeping sound coming from the car. "M'am, what is that noise?" "Oh, that is just my car alarm." "M'am, that only happens when the key is in the ignition!"
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