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Post by JJ Judkins on May 7, 2011 12:16:22 GMT -6
Larry the Cable Guy quotes 5
o "[after farting] Good Lord Jesus and Dale Earnhardt Jr., I am a dadgum time bomb. o I drive alone. I inspect alone, sometimes I'll even have sex alone. But never on company time. That's my policy." o That'll go down faster than a bottle of Vicodin at Courtney Love's house. o You ever fart so hard your back cracks?" o Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl." o A friend of mine went fishing and caught a rainbow trout, but he threw it back cuz he said he didn't want a gay fish.
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