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Post by JJ Judkins on May 8, 2011 20:33:00 GMT -6
Larry the Cable Guy quotes 6 Җ Did you know that when a baby poops its diaper, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled up newspaper? Җ You're not gonna believe this, but there's a snow cone vendor out there not wearing a bra. Amy Butlin: Is that a violation? Larry: No, but it makes me want to get a snow cone. Җ "Amy Butlin: Damn it, I am a woman. I have breasts! They may not be especially large, but they're perky, and my nipples could cut glass!" Җ [about Fruit of the Loom] What does fruit have to do with underwear? Except I guess when you pull your underwear down you go 'oh, I should've eaten more fruit.'" Җ I dated this retarded woman once but we broke up, we couldn't agree on anything. I'd say tomato, she'd say "bowling shoes!"" Җ Out in San Fransisco, this is what they've got, a gay Mafia. If you're in a gay Mafia and get whacked, is that good or bad? [gay tone] Larry The Cable Guy: Say hello to my little friend!"
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