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Post by JJ Judkins on Nov 22, 2011 0:45:11 GMT -6
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are out riding together when they get captured by a group of Indians. They kill Tonto immediately for riding with a white man and tie the Lone Ranger to a stake.
The chief comes over to the Lone Ranger, and after studying him for a while, he exclaims: "You strange white man with black mask. We kill you in the morning, but grant you one wish since you so strange!" The Lone Ranger thinks for a moment then reply's: "I want to talk to my horse"
They bring Silver over and the Lone Ranger whispers in his ear and off Silver goes dashing over the horizon. The next morning at sunrise just before they were ready to kill the Lone Ranger, Silver appears over the horizon with a hundred naked Indian women on horseback.
The Indians forget all about the Lone Ranger and go for the women. Later, the Chief comes back over to the Lone Ranger and states: "You truly strange white man. We give you one more day and one more wish." Once again he wanted to talk to his horse. They bring Silver back over and the Lone Ranger whispers: "I SAID POSSE, POSSE!"
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