Post by JJ Judkins on Mar 30, 2012 16:08:56 GMT -6
Deaf Driver
A lady was driving on the highway, making sure to
stay within the speed limit. However, when she
looked into her rear view mirror, much to her
dismay she saw a police car not far behind. And,
to make matters worse, the police car turned on
his flashing lights.
She thought to herself, "I'm not speeding, I haven't
been drinking, I'm not texting, I have my seat belt
on and I renewed my license plates." Mystified, she
pulled over and the police car pulled in behind her.
She rolled down the window. When the police officer
approached, the lady pointed to her ear and shook
her head to indicate that she was deaf.
The policeman smiled and signed back, "I know. I
stopped you to tell you that your horn is stuck."
A lady was driving on the highway, making sure to
stay within the speed limit. However, when she
looked into her rear view mirror, much to her
dismay she saw a police car not far behind. And,
to make matters worse, the police car turned on
his flashing lights.
She thought to herself, "I'm not speeding, I haven't
been drinking, I'm not texting, I have my seat belt
on and I renewed my license plates." Mystified, she
pulled over and the police car pulled in behind her.
She rolled down the window. When the police officer
approached, the lady pointed to her ear and shook
her head to indicate that she was deaf.
The policeman smiled and signed back, "I know. I
stopped you to tell you that your horn is stuck."