Post by JJ Judkins on Oct 30, 2012 17:41:49 GMT -6
You Stink!
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.
The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and
they were now trailing the visitors by a touchdown and a field goal.
When the official called yet another close one in the visitor's
favor, the home quarterback blew his top.
"How many times can you do this to us in a single game?" he screamed.
"You were wrong on the out-of-bounds call, you were wrong on that
last holding call, and you failed to say anything about a late hit in
the first quarter."
The official just stared. The quarterback seethed, but he tried to
suppress language that might get him tossed out of the game. "What it
comes down to," he bellowed, "is that YOU STINK!"
The official stared a few more seconds. Then he bent down, picked up
the ball, paced off 15 yards, and put the ball down. He turned to
face the steaming quarterback.
"And how do I smell from here?" he asked
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge.
The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and
they were now trailing the visitors by a touchdown and a field goal.
When the official called yet another close one in the visitor's
favor, the home quarterback blew his top.
"How many times can you do this to us in a single game?" he screamed.
"You were wrong on the out-of-bounds call, you were wrong on that
last holding call, and you failed to say anything about a late hit in
the first quarter."
The official just stared. The quarterback seethed, but he tried to
suppress language that might get him tossed out of the game. "What it
comes down to," he bellowed, "is that YOU STINK!"
The official stared a few more seconds. Then he bent down, picked up
the ball, paced off 15 yards, and put the ball down. He turned to
face the steaming quarterback.
"And how do I smell from here?" he asked