Failed Dog Breeds

[JJ Judkins]

Failed Dog Breeds




Dog Breeds that did not make it:

Deerhound Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Spitz Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Kerry Blue Terrier Skye Terrier
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute Pointer
Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work with you

Bloodhound Borzoi
Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Pointer Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Collie Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport