Post by JJ Judkins on Nov 18, 2012 12:43:21 GMT -6
An over protective aristocratic mother decides, that on his 21st birthday, she will allow her malformed son to leave the confines of the penthouse and go for a ride in the limo with her to see the sites of the city. She explains that since he doesn't have a body, she will put his head into a hatbox and carry him to the limo so people wouldn't become startled from the site of him. Happy as a lark, he has no qualms and agrees with her suggestion. She props him up on the seat and puts the window down only far enough for him to see out, then pours herself a glass of champagne as they are driven off. Mum, the birthday boy asks, could i have some of that? Don't be silly darling, the aristocratic mother says in a quaint but stern voice... you can't even swallow. But I can taste it, he persists. Well... I suppose so, she says reluctantly as she holds the glass up to his lips. On the first taste, his eyes roll back into his head and he begins to twitch. Soon, a neck and shoulders appear from his head. Completely flabbergasted, the mother downs her drink, pours another and has her son take a second taste. Again, his eyes roll to the back of his head and he begins to twitch.. Then, arms and and an upper torso appear. Give me more mom, the boy slurs out. She repeats the process until all of his body parts appear. Just ecstatic, the mother invites the driver to pull over and join them in one last drink to make a toast to the miracle of creation. With no more champagne left, she makes do with a bottle of rum. They toast the miracle of creation and drink from their glasses. Suddenly, the boy begins to convulse violently. Liquor spews from his mouth and nose and his body parts disappear as the liquid hits them. Finally, he begins to twitch and as his eyes roll to the back of his head he disappears completely. Distraught, the over protective mother turns to the driver and asks, What could have happened? Probably one of two things, the driver reply's, He shouldn't have mixed his liquors or he probably should have just quit while he was AHEAD.