Post by JJ Judkins on Dec 27, 2012 13:05:57 GMT -6
So a blond girl who just turned 21 that day, never had a drink before, walks into a bar. She sees a drunk guy sitting in the corner. Curious, she walks over and asks him, "Hey, what are you drinking?". The man replies, "Oh, it's magic beer."
So the girl says, "Yeah, right. Then why don't you show me a trick?" So then, the man gets out of his chair, jumps out the window, flys around the building three times, and comes back in. The girl then says, "Oh, I bet you can't do that again...".
Then the man jumps out the window, flys around the building three times, and comes back in. Astonished, the girl runs up to the bartender and says, "I'll have what he's having!" So the girl drinks a glass, jumps out the window, and falls three stories to her death. Then the bartender looks at the man and says, "Superman, you're a real dick when you're drunk."
So the girl says, "Yeah, right. Then why don't you show me a trick?" So then, the man gets out of his chair, jumps out the window, flys around the building three times, and comes back in. The girl then says, "Oh, I bet you can't do that again...".
Then the man jumps out the window, flys around the building three times, and comes back in. Astonished, the girl runs up to the bartender and says, "I'll have what he's having!" So the girl drinks a glass, jumps out the window, and falls three stories to her death. Then the bartender looks at the man and says, "Superman, you're a real dick when you're drunk."
